your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(Source: whoales)

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

croutoncat:

‘woah, you’re pretty fly’, i say to the small six legged insect as I gaze into her big, beady eyes. her wings are shinier than usual tonight and she is looking like an absolutely beauty; she does not reply, but in my heart i know the compliment meant a lot to her.

epic-humor:

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

• you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off